

These are perhaps the coolest sneakers of all time. Chuck Taylors have never gone out of style. They transcend all social groups and clichés, everyone can wear this sneaker, and they will always be cool, even on you, Dad.
Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars. $50, converse.com.
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New Balance for J.Crew 1400 sneakers. $130, jcrew.com.
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Another Vanity Fair staffer—and I am not one to name names, but it’s Bramble Trionfo—said, “this sneaker was a real panty dropper.” I couldn’t have said it better. Every cute boy in high school had the Adidas Samba, and they literally wore them till they fell off their feet, not that I was paying attention. I totes had them myself, just so you know. What’s my number? Just tweet me.
Adidas Samba. $65, at Eastbay.
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Adidas Rod Laver and Adidas Stan Smith. $65 and $60, shopadidas.com.
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Come on! In 1983, the Ex-O-Fit quickly made Reebok a household name. As everyone was learning how to jazzercise and do aerobics, this sneaker was with them through it all. I had them in four different colors—pretty neat, huh?
Reebok Ex-O-Fit. $110, at Crooked Tongues.
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These sneakers were so cool that a famous graffiti artist turned them into the AT-AT walker from Empire Strikes Back. I know, it’s super geeky that I know what an AT-AT Walker is, but it’s super cool that I own a shell-toe version of one. It is also the sneaker choice of Jay Z, so there.
The Adidas Superstar.